Starbucks launches small militray operation in afganistan.
Dateline: Afgainstan
At 2.00am this morning starbucks launched the begining of operation cafe latte. by about 02:35 afgan patrols were pelted with straws and sugar sachets and at least two locals had exspreso wounds to the chest and lower mouth(muppets). It is important theat we the people here stay calm and aren't worried by this sudden military action by a major MNC as they have the full backing of the Blair-Bush commitee on Third world rebuilding.

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