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This was me when I was a Cadet
Hi some of you know me and some of you dont.
If you do im sorry, if not, Hi and welcome to my site...its aim is simple to allow people to understand what should be going on in their heads, I for Instance know that you should all hate Starbucks. If not read on. If so give urself a pat on the back.
The simple fact is that starbucks is perhaps the most evil company on earth, you dont have to take my word for it there are many other people and orginistaions who spend there entire working lives attempting to bring down this corporate giant. The fact that they spend all day on the net and not working tends to limit their sucsses. So im charging you with a crusade to stop those seatle bastards from taking over the world before its too late.
(Or before i get bored of ur efforts and have you killed).
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Why we should love George W. Bush
Many people have bad words for George W. Bush like S**t, b*st*rd and mother fucking cocksucker. But this isn't right he's a nice man from Texas who not only runs the most powerful country in the world, he also provides us with a daily dose of comic genius. Who else could have chocked on a pretzel, knocked himself out and then admitted on TV what really happened? Who else would call The peoples of Pakistan, Paki's in a live debate? Who else thinks he actually won the election? for these reasons and these reasons alone he should deserve our un-dying respect and love.
OK I lied he's a fucking dick from the most redneck state on the entire earth. I say no more, except he's called Bush.
Thats worst than Bird.
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Don't drink from a cup saying Starbucks on it.
In a recent survey 60% of starbucks customers didn't know they were drinking in a starbucks, this was due to the fact they couldn't read english. It is therefore my duty as Ewan to inform u how to enlighten foriegn starbuck's drinkers.
1). Remove the coffee from them.
2). Scould them with the boiling product.
3). Point at the cup and shout starbucks
4). Beat them
5). Beat them some more
6). Point them in the direction of ER
6 simple ways of stopping these Coffee selling tyrants.
Below u can see one of our secret agent's already helping in starbuck education
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Cake or Death?
I dont why I wrote that any ideas,
Please send me an E-mail.
I SAID SEND ME A FUCKING E-MAIL
Have I gone mad?
As i really care about starbucks coffee franchise information page i thought i would inform you of such useful things as the no figures for starbucks calories and other great stuff like starbucks recipes. My favourite franchise is the starbuck coffee franchises. it has great starbucks history. thats why the starbucks coffee franchise turns me on. Starbucks franchise helps people learn about starbucks nutrition and always helps you get a deal on bunn coffee makers. Great. If you get bored you can always play on the coffee break arcade. Thats smashing bob. i only wrote that because it contains the top 10 best possible keyword phrases. So it will attract people who dont care what i have to say. Yeah!
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Remember this....STARBUCKS SUCKS
(this actually sends me abuse)
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